CSA Podcast 117 " Heard any good jokes lately? "

So have you? Heard any inappropriate jokes recently? Well, driven by the Tiger Woods Sex-a-thon, the boys invite a couple of guests -Manhattan Man and College Boy, into the booth to talk about humor and inappropriate humor and tell some jokes and stories along the way. Check your morality, ethics and common sense at the door and step right in...


Did you hear the one about...

CSA Chronicles #037 - "Moscow Snow"

Moscow Snow




One topic. Two voices. Three minutes. Each.

CSA Episode 116 - "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night...:"

This is our Christmas gift to you all. We know it is not much but it is in keeping with the spirit of Christmas - you know, crummy ties and sweaters you'll never wear...No only kidding, Enjoy!


Episode 116

CSA Chronicles #036 - Student Cheaters

Student Cheaters




One topic. Two voices. Three minutes. Each.

Episode 115 - "Get your pork here, get your cloned pork product..."

On this episode we face the good, the bad and the ugly. For the good side, we have safety at work, words, phrases and names of the year by the Global Language Monitor and the "Greening" of Sex. Bad is represented by kitchen injuries and another PETA ad controversy. For Ugly we got scientists cloning pork in a lab and mythbusters crushing meat in a diving suit. We end with a look at "BroHood" signals...


Episode 115 - this is all we got.

Episode 114 - "Keep your hands off of my..."

In today's episode the boys take a winding look at the news around the world you might say. First the local news as we discuss the making of batch 2 of "Blue Canary Cream Ale" which is currently awaiting drinking. Then to the international report which includes a look at Tactical Nuclear Penguin beer from the Scotland, a report on Dr. hygiene from the U.K., domestic news about the visit to the Obama's by the crazy people, net neutrality issues, and Mark McGuire, Barry Bonds and the Fall of Fame. Finally, what about Viagra is all I'm gonna say...


Episode 114 for your listening pleasure

Episode 113 - "Not every one is a gem..."

Do we mean not every episode or not every story or not, well you be the judge. In this episode the boys tackle (football terminology...) issues such as moving tattoos, the problem with tipping and how you can end up in jail, more dumb words like alls, unfriending or spamizing, teabaggers and Palin followers, killing bunnies for fuel, Ally Bank with risky loans times 3, and suing companies for girls. Come on! There has got to be some good stuff in there somewhere! Come on, Palin...teabaggers...jail...tattoos! Yea, we got you at TATTOOS!!!

Episode 113 for your entertainment

CSA Chronicles #035 "Oxy-Morons..."

Oxy-Morons




One topic. Two voices. Three minutes. Each.

CSA Chronicles #034 "A Wii Bit About the Court..."

A Wii Bit About the Court




One topic. Two voices. Three minutes. Each.

Episode 112 - "The boys go on and on about this and that..."

In this episode, Maqz and T Fab P take on a variety of topics including - continuous partial attention and email apnea, swine flu on the internet, global oil scam, washing your hands, and Verizon: just how do you charge now? Give it a listen, you'll learn something, we did!


Episode 112 - PodCast of record stuff...

Episode 111 - "We're back, we're bad and we're not taking names"

After a short sabbatical to deal with sound and computer issues, the boys are back and in rare form. Topics range from breedmaster general update, swine flu and Wal Mart versus what good companies do, net neutrality and the swine flu, best cartoons eva, a look at Internet "Laws", and words and phrases that do not belong together. We close with a couple of Dumb/Not So Dumb items - Rubik's Cube "art" and the Kid in the Box...As College boy says, YBYSA we're back...
As College boy says, YBYSA we're back...


Episode 111 give it a listen

#episode #110 - "Woops, we just have to sound better..."

So this is a story of shitty sound, tossed away shows and a pat on the back of sorts. We recorded #110, a really funny show with Manhattan Man and it sounded horrible. So bad, we tossed it with only about a 10 second section saved. Maqz went out and bought a new microphone and we tried it again. It sounded better then T Fab P had internet issues and we let it ripen for a while. But then we were surprised to learn we got a mention on Total Talk Nonsense out of nowhere. We are now endeavoring to put the 4 minute segment up on the website soon. Meanwhile if you listen to episode #110 closely you will hear at the very end, after the music dies down, the only surviving 10 seconds of the original episode #110. Enjoy it...


The Real Episode #110

Episode #109 - "The CSA Podcast Goes Green"

Yes, we did it, the greening of the podcast. First we invite Denali, the old bird, and we focus on environmental issues from the forest and trees to dolphin safe tuna and turtles and sharks. Then we focus on cougars, chain smoking beagles and the H1N1 flu, that little virus...


The Green Team: Maqz, the Fabulous Penguin and Denali...

Episode #108 - "A little bit of this and that..."

In this episode, Maqz and Penguin take on a variety of topics from getting away from McDonald's, to copping feels on a train. From notorious hand gel and flaming air stories to a look at some Twitter issues. Finally they offer some comment on a recent CBS News poll about the real America. Good stuff...


Episode 108 in all of its glory...

CSA Chronicles #033

The Fruit Tattoos...




One topic. Two voices. Three minutes. Each.

CSA Chronicles #032

Places to find Americana



One topic. Two voices. Three minutes. Each.

CSA Chronicles #031

Top Ten Inventions - Part 2



One topic. Two voices. Three minutes. Each.

CSA Chronicles #030

Top Ten Inventions - Part 1


One topic. Two voices. Three minutes. Each.

Episode #107 - "Cleverly Comic Commentary..."

Well tonight we begin with a quick update about several stories we did previously and then we invite Manhattan Man in for some cleverly comic commentary that helps define our "We take the high roar" claims. Its fun, its clever, its "You 'da man!!"



Episode 107

Episode #106 - "A little of this, a little of that..."

Tonight we again take a stroll through the stories from around the world, commenting on the idiocy of the world, one idiotic topic at a time. We begin in a Boston school where they are spending thousands to teach kids how to play, move to the governmant PSA's about the H1N1 virus prevention, and talk about possibly being able to fax human organs in the future. We return to this earth with some comments about if there are jobs Americans won't do even in this bad economy and finish in court discussing body odor being made against the law.

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Enjoy 106!

Episode #105 - "We will, we will rock you!"

So tonight we get caught up in theft, (freakonomics - stolen cell phones), crazy religious fanatics (pastor cursing those who appeared against him in court) and a series of stories on the rocks (chimp and the rocks, motorist with drive by rock throwing, guy getting beat up for throwing rocks). No wonder we wanted to close with a nice story about turning our highway system into an energy grid (grant for solar roadways). Give us a listen!!!

Episode 105, enjoy!

Episode 104 - " Baby come back..."

In tonight's episode we talk about not returning from space to save money, 5 meats we hate to love, a police officer fired for calling people stupid on facebook, placebo buttons, being required to smile at work, a grant to make plaster casts of buttocks, a grant to figure out why lesbians drink, and a discussion for the need of an internet license. As always we are all over the place but enjoying the moment.

Episode 104 Enjoy!!!

Episode #103 "We continue..."

Yes, CSA PodCast continues in its new format, Version 2.0 with another jam packed and quick hitting show. Tonight we talk about Baseball Scouting, The Farmers Almanac, The dog who couldn't sniff straight, we answer the question do spouses lie, famous underpants, painting over artwork, and the Bee Colony collapses related to cell phone towers. Wow honey, we ain't got any...


Episode 103

Episode #102- "Our New Format Continues..."

Yes folks, it is CSA PodCast V. 2.0, back again with a bunch of quick hits about lots of different things. Find out what young kids search for on the internet, hurricane naming, George Bush, Things we have not done in our lives, and the ethics of police lying to criminals. Whoa, that's a lot of stuff, but all crammed into a nice drive-time format or 30 minutes. Give us a listen...


Episode 102 V. 2.0

Episode #101 V. 2- "CSA PodCast, V. 2.0"

Well, it only took us 100 episodes and 21 months but at the constant urging of College Boy (whining)we have a new focus, a new format so to speak, a new direction. More stories, more commentary in short bursts and a promise to keep to a "drive-time" friendly 30 minutes gets us where we want to go. In tonight's show, you will hear about crummy food ideas, google buying ALL the books, social network goofs, what Nom means, naming whales to save them, and some dumb, not so dumb classics. Enjoy!

Episode 101 V. 2

Episode #100- "Happy Anniversary"

On this historic date, for our 100th episode, we did a live podcast from beautiful Lake Wickaboag in West Brookfield, MA. If you listen carefully, you can hear the rain falling, thunder and lightning, and Mrs. Penguin sneezing. Our theme for the day was everything people have learned from CSA Podcast episodes 1-99.


Episode #100

Episode #99 - "Dumb, not so dumb!"

Well, on the threshold of episode 100, we pause to do one of our favorite segments and an audience favorite too, "Dumb, not so Dumb" We look at 7 or 8 classic internet stories but begin with a couple of updates to things we talked about previously now that the world has caught up. I seems that CSA is always ahead of the curve!!! Enjoy.


Episode #99

Episode #98 - "Quick Hits"

So many topics, so little time. The boys decided to do one of their "quick hits" shows - 15 topics, only a few minutes on each to move them along. Listen about Obama, Michael Jackson, Sarah Palin, NY Legislature, and a whole lot more. Take it away. BTW, our 100th episode is quickly approaching, keep your ears tuned in!!!


Episode 98 - quick hits...

Episode #97 - "The Foreshadowing...." Dun dun dun dunnnnnnn

So this episode was originally recorded on June 19th, 2009. In an odd quirk of fate, a foreshadowing of what was to come or maybe just to poke our friend Denali in the eye, the boys end up talking about both Michael Jackson and Billy Mays. three weeks later, both are major news stories and subjects of many points in death pools. Listen to Countless Screaming Argonauts for all your just about to break news!!!


Episode 97...

Episode 96 "Where Maqz and the Penguin discuss how they are falling apart

In tonight's episode boys and girls Maqz and TFabP discuss a car accident and a hospital stay for Maqz and another hospitalization for the Penguy. We are falling apart at the seams. Check it out for all the gory details before there is nothing left of us...


Episode 96 - Listen quick!!!

Episode #95 - "Where oh where did our little boys go???"

OK, so we have been off the grid for a while. In this episode we hint at some of the problems and I promise that Episode 96 will be filled with the stories of the last few weeks BUT back to #95. In this one we talk more about Facebook issues, internet idiots, words like NOOB and other stuff of legends. Check it out...


Episode #95

Episode 94 - "On Horses and Mosquitos..."

We got a full boat here as Manhattan Man and College boy join the boys for some spirited discussions about the Kentucky Derby and about the "mosquito". Interested? Give us a listen...


Episode 94

Episode 93 - "In which we call the Derby upset..."

No really we don't but at least that made you read this far. Yea, we make some choices but we are not close as usual. Then we get off on a bunch of other stuff and touch them all so to speak. Give it a listen!


Episode 93...

Episode 92 - "Quick Hits..."

There was so much going on in the world this past week that the boys decided to take a quick romp through the intertube field of dreams and touch on a bunch of them.


Episode 92 - Quick Hits

Episode 91 – “The Boys on Baseball”

Ah, baseball. Nothing brings the warm thoughts of spring out like the words “Play Ball!” Well on tonight’s show, Maqz, the Penguin and Denali reflect on a couple of baseball losses, some baseball books and other reminders of the unique that baseball and spring have. We also do something different, with apologies to They Might Be Giants, who usually provide the sampled music for our opening and closing. For this one show we sample Bernie Williams playing guitar at the Hall of Fame this past summer. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did.


Episode 91 here, get your Episode 91 !!!

Episode 90 "George Carlin warned us about this, years ago!"

A clip from YouTube was the inspiration for this episode of CSA. George Carlin talked to a New York City audience several years ago about the problems we would be experiencing when big companies ran the world. Yes this was before the AIG scandal, Citicorp, Fannie Mae, the Wall Street failures, GM and the rest of the auto companies looking for handouts and the trillion dollar mess we are in right now. He knew, he told us, but we didn’t listen. George is one of our favorite comedians and social commentators. Enjoy him at the beginning and Maqz and the Penguin the rest of the way…



Episode 90

Episode 89 "These are a few of our favorite things..."

In this masterpiece, we begin talking about "Where the Wild Things Are", both the children's book and the to be released in October 2009, movie. This lead to a discussion of favorite books, both that we read and we read to our children. Then Maqz tells us how he tried to rip off Dr. Seuss. After all this educational stuff, we moved on to our usually type of topics - MRSA and cellphones, the mom who gave her 12 year old the car keys, Darwin award nominees and stem cell research. We cover all the news, all the time...


Episode 89

Episode 88 - "Quadraphonic Views"

In this very special episode you get 4, yes, 4 views of the day. Hear college boy spin stories of life on the modern college campus. Hear the Fabulous Penguin reminisce about the great Bob Gibson and sportsmanship. Hear Maqz and Manhattan Man tell us stories about pigs mating and 30 minute orgasms and catching piglets by the tail. WHAT! Do these things belong together? Well it is those things that makes Countless Screaming Argonauts great!

Episode 88 for what it's worth...

Episode #87 "The CSA Bracketology Report..."

In tonight’s episode recorded on Monday March 16th we discuss with Manhattan Man the NCAA March Madness Tournament. Yes, we make some predictions, reveal our final 4’s and discover just what a degenerate gambler Manhattan Man is. No really, he’s a long way from a 12 step intervention but has an interesting office pool to talk about. Enjoy and remember you heard it here first – either Memphis or Connecticut wins it all. Also we find out Maqz is a NY Islander fan - poor guy...


March Madness predictions

Episode #86 "I can't think of a good title for this one..."

In this episode Maqz and T Fab P tap into a bunch of interesting things. There is the Maqz work virus event, damage to computers by users, doing away with the death penalty because it costs too much, Pluto is a planet day, snopes.com, Jesus in a corn flake, the high five crossing guard, penguin's epiphany, and Ben and Jerry not giving into the economic downturn. Wow, I'm out of breath and I didn't even listen yet!

Give #86 a chance...

Episode #85 - "We'll have a gay old time..."

In this episode our good friend Denali stops by to provide some pithy commentary to the show. We go back to the name generator for some more pirate names and pimp/porn names which gets a few laughs. A discussion about Prop 8 in California follows. Then we discuss the Healthy Penis again. Wow, two repeats. Are we running out of things to talk about? Oh, I hope not. Give a listen and you decide...


Episode 85

Episode #84 - "Third time is the charm...'

We have continued to have some technical problems with our recording (where is College Boy when you need him...) but we keep plugging away no matter what. In tonight's episode Manhattan Man joins in the fun as we talk about pirate names and porn names and hobbit names. Then we get down to serious topics like the President drinking a beer, porn on the side of jet planes and camouflage man getting hit by a car. Yep, we like the serious stuff.


Episode #84 - Laughing all the way

Episode #83 - "We let the cat out of the bag..."

Tonight's show covers a whole lot of ground. Baby names, the politics of the stimulus package and Bobby Jindal putting his foot in his mouth. We got the frying pan swinging grandma, freakin' lasers, and a bit on 99 things you must see on the internet. Finally, Maqz's cat makes an appearance in the show if you listen all the way to the end. There's enough for two shows here, crammed into one beauty. Enjoy, I know we did...


Episode #83 - Meow.....

Episode #82 - "A visit with Manhattan Man (yes, that dude again!)..."

Tonight Manhattan Man joins in the discussion to help move things along. There is talk about beer (that's a stretch), Obama's book reading, lewd language (that's a stretch), a cell phone texting teenager (that's a stretch), and role models (which we are not...) Give us a listen.


Episode #82

Episode #81 "The Show Where Maqz Admits he is a Fascist..."

Yes, CSA is "Repeating the Obvious, Since 2007" We talk surveys, A-Roid, Octomom, the stimulus package, the Freakonomics six word motto, cell phone chargers, collisions in space, and twitter. Wow, can we really get all that in in a half hour?


Episode #81 for your enjoyment

Episode #80 - "Yes Pecan..."

In this second episode of the evening the boys take a bit of a more serious slant. They talk about web comments and privacy, the Amish Outhouse controversy, Bill Gates mosquito attack and the new Ben and Jerry's flavor honoring our new president. Did I say a bit more serious? Ahhhhh, no!


Episode 80 here

Episode #79 "Happy Birthday to..."

Tonight the boys begin at birthday wishes for Charles Darwin and Abe Lincoln, some sympathetic wishes for Bernie Madoff's list of ripped off people, some thoughts about Andrew Carr, fashion expert, the Associated Press suing the Obama poster artist, and finally talk about the India Supreme Court considering censorship of the internet due to terrorists using it to plan attacks. Well, we certainly had a lot to say about those things! Give us a listen.

Episode 79 is here...

CSA Chronicles #029

"What's in a Name..."



One topic. Two voices. Three minutes. Each.

Episode #78 "We Protest ! "

In tonight's episode see how Pedigree Dog food ripped the boys off, how 6 words can a slogan make and how Obama is disappointing us all. Throw in an Ibex or two and you have the makings of another smart episode of the award winning Countless Screaming Argonauts, the podcast of record...


Episode 78 here...

CSA Chronicles #028

"On the Economy"




One topic. Two voices. Three minutes. Each.

Episode #77 "Raising kids in an internet age..."

Tonight the boys have a semi-serious discussion with John from New York, an "Intertubes Webmaster". He runs a family website, "My Family Loves It.com and he and the boys talk about the challenges faced in an internet world. Enjoy the discussion...

Episode #77

Episode #76 - "Where we predict the future..."

So Maqz, T Fab P and Denali get together for a 2009 gabfest. First Maqz brags about how many predictions he got right from last year. Then Denali makes a few "feelings" known to all of them and we are off and running. Lots of fun, a few surprises and Maqz continues to stalk Scarlett...


Episode #76 is right here (but you knew that...)

Episode #75 - "A nice walk around the intertubes..."

In tonight's episode Maqz and the Fabulous Penguin tour a bunch of different internet stories and discuss their relative merit. There are things about Moore's law and and the growth of the internet, downloading TV shows (we hear...) saving energy with light bulbs, Kiwis, kangaroo burgers and global warming, texting tattletales and a germ test, just to mention a few. Whew, we've been busy!

Enjoy Episode 75 here

CSA Chronicle #27

"Meet the Brian from Brian's Rules of Social Dynamics..."




One topic. Two voices. Three minutes. Each.
We go a bit longer in this episode because of a special guest!

Episode 74 "The boys are back in town..."

After a bit of a break for the holidays and a vacation, Maqz and Fabulous are at it again. In this episode they take on Joe the Plumber, Gitmo music torture, 700 billion dollars for monkeys and Rickey Henderson in the Hall of Fame. Boy we must have ADD we bounce around so much - hey, look at that rabbit!

Episode 74

Episode 73 "This is the way we really roll..."

So 8 Beer Sampler finally got its act together after a vacation and is posting our "end of the year" review in typical fashion. Hope you ITUNE fanatics like it this way...


Episode 73 - Year in review

Episode 73 The Year In Zeitgeist

In this weeks episode the boys welcome the redoubtable Manhattan Man. Then they take on the Zeitgeist of Google and a who's zoomin' whom? Add a few stories of cars and guns and Scarlett [of course] and it looks like another screaming good time! Some latency may occur as this is the first non-8BeerSampler production. Please forgive us in advance.

It hasn't shown up in iTunes. So here it is, embedded in this post for now at least. So enjoy it till we can make it appear in typical fashion.

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